THIS BLOG IS THERAPY.

So, a recap of my day.

I woke up around half past nine and ate some waffles, found that my laptop's internet connection was going whack and subsequently, felt incredibly bored.

My dad wasn't coming home until 2 so I didn't know what to do.

[Side note, a small brown kid just came up to me and waved. I couldn't really smile so I just turned my head and stared.]

I began watching TV, but nothing amused me, so then I had this stellar idea.

I would just hack into my dad's computer and use that.

So I broke the password to his laptop, but that was too slow, thus I moved on to his desktop.

This I also, broke the code too.

[Side note 2, there are now two brown kids my age and they're so fucking nerdy looking, and ugly. Brown dudes are some of the ugliest things that walk the earth, and I'm including naked mole rats in this census.]

I used his computer, checked the necessaries and cleared history etc.

Then the rental unit came home, kinda early at 11, and made brunch-- an omelette.

Very unlike them.

I ate again-- gross.

Drank some coffee and went upstairs to shower.

I got out cause I heard my phone buzzing.

Twas Leesh.

She asked if I wanted to go on a walk, I'm always down for a walk with Lula [the dog] and Elicia.

So of course I said yes. But then she came earlier than expected and had to wait on me.

We finally left after I put on adventure clothes and chilled in her house waiting on Katherine to come from the Bury.

She came, we went to go walk and went to the abandoned house.

Once we arrived, I shed my boots and climbed the frame, it was nice, I love doing that.

Lula couldn't get up there and so she whined and we got off.

We then walked to the sheep farm.

Rolling hills scattered with sheep shit.

I love Lincoln-- it felt like a different world.

I laid down my sweater and fell on top of it, let the sun bathe me.

SO GODDAMN NICE.

But then Lula jumped on me, by the way, she's a massive Bernese Mountain Dog, so she kinda overtook me.

It ended with dog spit on my face.

Great.

We walked back and on our way I found a speed limit sign which I took, ignoring Leesh's protests.

Katherine thought it was fine, whatever Leesh.

Once back at HQ we made tea and ate hummus with tomato chips.

We found miso soup mix which sucked.

Figured stuff out with hanging out and Leon.

Heard a voicemail about Starr having some bonfire [which I'd rather be at.]

Concluded that Elicia's fridge needed to be cleaned.

Ate lots of shit and made stupid jokes.

Never made marvelous chocolate chip cookies.

It was a great waste of time, the wastes of time that I absolutely love.

Then I came home and had to get ready for this stupid thing.

Good times.

What an abrupt anticlimactic ending.

[Last side note, brown kids are out of control and run everywhere, the best way to deal with them is to ignore them. Also, I just ate dinner, and it was gross, with random dried fruits in shit that shouldn't have fruit. And I think I drove away the two kids my age because I look particularly angry and intimidating, really. And finally, my Mum told me that I should talk to them, that they're in college. Hah-- no. That brings them down on my scale, what pussies for letting their Mums drag them to these shitfests.]